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I'm just your average psycho who has a strong fetish for chicken ;)
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thesufferereatsass:

ask-2ollux-captive:

i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

The girl in the last one is wearing a jane Crocker shirt

I NEVER NOTICED

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urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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edens-blog:

boynerdramblings:

Our junk food is better than yours america

america has almost all the same stuff but with less stupid names

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Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

Lux ATL (via stripperina)

No I fucking LOVE this.

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jetgreguar:

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

i’d never take her for granite 

jetgreguar:

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

i’d never take her for granite 

(Source: paradisaic1, via louderthanbums)